identity theft
Kid in Yellow Shirt: "Hi! I'm Wynston!"
Yellow Shirt: That was great! Did you see that!?!? I said, "Hi! I'm Wynston!!"
Red Shirt: I know. You've been doing that lately. And I've been saying, "Hi! I'm Zak!"
Yellow Shirt: Do you think people will figure out that we're now claiming to be each other?
Red Shirt: Not sure. Mom and Dad are onto us. Then again, they are also giving us a lot of attention because of it. They laugh and laugh, then argue with us when we refuse to stop.
Yellow Shirt: Which is sweet reward unto itself.
Red Shirt: Let's keep doing it.
Yellow Shirt: Yeah, let's mess some people up.
[Yellow Shirt and Red Shirt laugh maniacally; scene fades to black]
3 Comments:
I suppose we had to know it would come to this. Good thing mom and dad are so clever!
Zak??? Wynston??? Tell me about the shoe collection.
Well, the only shoes that are better than our shoes are Dad's shoes. And Mom's shoes. Especially her fuzzy slippers. We could clomp around in their big ol' shoes all day!
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