fish pops

Despite our mother's repeated and vigorous attempts to convince us that this item is a "corn dog" or a "veggie dog," we insist on using the proper terminology. It is, of course, a "fish pop." Or, per Zak, a "warm delicious fish pop."


Personally, I don't know what Mom was thinking when she served a refined young gentleman like myself food on a stick. I prefer dining experiences that include utensils. After all, proper table etiquette should be observed at all times if one wants to project an air of success and savoir faire.