ski elmo

I've created a fantastic new business concept that I'm fairly sure will bring in my first million. I'll let you in on my idea. It's called "Ski. Elmo." Picture this: a family-friendly resort in Colorado or possibly Switzerland where kids and parents can, you guessed it, go skiing with Elmo. I'm now in the market research phase, conducting targeted focus groups which consist of me exclaiming "Ski. Elmo." several times a day to anyone within earshot. So far, the consumer response has been overwhelmingly positive.

[Parental Note: Zak really does go around the house bellowing "Ski. Elmo." -- but we have absolutely no idea what it means. Other current Zak quotables include "bulldozie" for bulldozer and "okay again!!!" which is what he repeats over and over while waiting for his meals. He also does a pig impression that is both stunning and alarming in its accuracy.]