quotable thanksgiving quotes

Cousin Sam (seated): So, we came all the way to Waynesville, North Carolina to spend time with Zak and Wyn, who live eight blocks away from us?!? Earth to Mommy!


Wyn (sweetly): Take one step closer to Aunt Katherine and I'll run over your foot with this truck! It'll look like an accident, too.


Big Sam: My name is Sam!
Little Sam: No, I'm Sam!
Big Sam: Me!
Little Sam: Me!
(etc.)


Daddy (behind camera): Okay, everybody smile!
Wyn: Sorry, can't do it. This train has us riveted.
Zak: Guck!
Wyn: Hey, is that the dog over there behind the chair?
Zak: Arf!


Zak: Can you believe we've spent five straight hours running around the Greenville Airport, since we arrived responsibly early and then our flight home was delayed, delayed and delayed again?!!
Wyn: I know. Mom and Dad are having to pound back candy bars just to keep up with us!
Zak: Woooooo-hooooo!
Wyn: Race you to Gate 7!

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