penguins!

Daddy just told us that he heard a little boy managed to make off with a live penguin from the Shedd Aquarium. While the story is unconfirmed, it nevertheless merits a flashback from Grandma Betty's recent visit:

WYN: Hey, Grandma, do you think I could stuff one of these little guys inside my Halloween costume and take him home and keep him in the bathtub?
GRANDMA BETTY: Uh, no.
WYN: Drat! Now someone else will get the credit for thinking of it.